Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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