Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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