He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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