Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just had sex on a roof
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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