Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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