Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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