careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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