so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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