My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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