He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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