Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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