why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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