no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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