best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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