Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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