I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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