Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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