i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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