And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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