i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
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I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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