seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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