she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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