i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Randomize
