apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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