so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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