lets start a swedish sibling band together
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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