I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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