'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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