I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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