Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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