Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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