how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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