U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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