do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life