This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.