I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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