butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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