i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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