Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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