And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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