I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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