There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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