This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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