Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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