if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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