Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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