she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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