Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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