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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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