So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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