Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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