Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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