STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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