Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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