your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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