oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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