Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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